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Top 10 Things To Do With Tim's Book After You've Read It
My pal, James Jones, called into my radio show last week and read this hilarious Top 10 list over the air. I thought it was the funniest thing I'd heard in years. You can read the list below, listen to the audio clip, and submit your own ideas below. All submissions will be considered and those that aren't too offensive will be posted to this page. Enjoy.
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Top 10 Things To Do With Tim's Book After You've Read It
Send a copy to Paris Hilton -- she can use fresh supply of toilet paper.
Little Known fact: The book is printed on Hemp paper -- so roll it up and smoke it.
Shred up the pages and use it as packing material for eBay shipments (there's enough hot air to cushion an aircraft carrier)
Excellent for paper training a new puppy.
The ink is actually made from tobacco juice and makes a great salve for mosquito bites.
Makes a great scarecrow: Tear off the front cover and hang it in your garden. No more crows, deer, rabbits, possums, raccoons, mountain lions, foxes, or armadillos. (warning: skunks seem to be attracted to it for some reason)
If you turn the book upside down money will fall out of Tim’s shirt pocket
The cover image of Tim is Used by Metro Sexuals as a guide of what NOT to wear.
A good throw and it will knock a deer down at 50 paces.
Read it backwards and you'll have an overwhelming desire to drink PBR beer, buy a hound dog and hang out in trailer parks.
Submitted by James Jones
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